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Black and white photo of Tha Retail Simps performing on stage

Tha Retail Simps

Montreal, QC

If you like your punk a little bit sleazy and full of Raw Power, meet Tha (The/Thine/Thee) Retail Simps. Dubbed “Montreal’s premier slop rock act” by MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL, the Simps aren’t afraid to let their groovier-side shine, with horns and schmaltzy ballads nicely breaking up the power-chord rippers. It’s music guaranteed to make you want to start wearing leather. 

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