Craig Martell lives in Edmonton, Alberta. He smokes and eats to much. He is a safe driver and careful when writing in pen. Craig Martell tells jokes at crowds. Sometimes he talks about people. Other times he talks about things. Mostly he just talks about himself because he thinks he is sooooooooo interesting. It just really bothers me sometimes! Its like the rest of us don't even exist. Why doesn't Craig ever notice me? With God as my witness, I'm telling him how I feel at prom!