Calgary, Alberta

Somewhere between Johnny Thunders' gnarled rendition of "Pipeline" and the Ramones' bouncy cover of "Do You Wanna Dance?," the Escorts settle in for the night, boozed up, stripped down and dizzy from rock and roll's vertiginous quest for immortality. Let's get sweaty, let's get weird, let's shotgun another beer — the Escorts will make sure that no one's going home alone tonight.